My favorite color is clear and I enjoy short walks to the liquor store
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mypatronusisyou:

southerngoodfuckcharm:

obliviousanarchy:

yobrehhh:

pancakemilkshake:

fullmetalfisting:

actually-misha-collins:

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

my fucking hero

i fucking love drake bell

Drake fucking bell people

so many people say that he’s sad and pathetic for hating on Justin Bieber and his fangirls all the time, but tbh I think he is doing the lord’s work.

(Source: fivehundreddaysofawesomeness)

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest)

distinctmemory:

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

YES

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

w-alkerbait:

Oh, right.
The poison.
The poison for Joffrey.
The poison especially chosen to kill Joffrey.
Joffrey’s poison.