My favorite color is clear and I enjoy short walks to the liquor store
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homestuck-fan-art:

thetardisinhogwarts:

la-creme:

askpinkamena:

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omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 

THIS IS PERFECT

This game is fucking addicting

(Source: twotruths-go)

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.
So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

sorworld:

tellmehowyoulosteverythingyouhad:

lightkeyblade:

After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.

The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.

National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.

WHAT THE FUCK

!!!!!!

(Source: The Huffington Post)

khadds:

fairy-haze:

reddlr-trees:

This text from my dad made me so happy, after my rant about how much of a misconception people have on weed my dad asked me to roll him one, a few hours later he sent this

Ugh that’s so awesome


I can’t wait till my parent get to this point

khadds:

fairy-haze:

reddlr-trees:

This text from my dad made me so happy, after my rant about how much of a misconception people have on weed my dad asked me to roll him one, a few hours later he sent this

Ugh that’s so awesome

I can’t wait till my parent get to this point

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse)

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen